Google

As a consumer business, you want to be loved.  Hell, you need to be loved.  But you won’t be loved and you won’t have a lasting relationship without mutual respect.  How can we respect and love you when you persistently abuse our right to privacy?

Our Valentine’s Day message to you, dearest Google, is to remember who you need in life.  You’re nothing without users.  If you continue down the road you’ve started on, you will travel in a different direction to your user base.  Of course, you should be able to make money.  But not at the expense of our privacy.

Do the right thing Google.  Send us the right Valentine’s message.